dissonance
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Nov/093
Nov/093
Author: ted
body by satan!
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A bad attempt at picking apart my brain and trying to visualize the noise in my head.
Missed a Funny Joke
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Oct/093
Oct/093
Author: ted
body by satan!
I was going to make an amazing joke in English class today, but I didn’t get the chance. So I’m saying it now.
So my teacher is pregnant, and she’s going away in a couple weeks to have her baby. In the time she’s gone, we’re gonna have a substitute teacher. She was saying she wanted to get in as much work as she could before she had to leave to have her baby.
“I’m just trying to squeeze everything in before I have to go,” she said.
So you’re trying to squeeze everything in before you squeeze everything out?