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	<description>High-brow low-brow commentary for people of all brow heights</description>
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		<title>Fiendin&#8217; for Socks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An ad I saw on Facebook.


Many parents just don&#8217;t realize that a SINGLE DIRTY SOCK can be one of many things&#8211; a meth lab, a hidden marijuana plant, or even a crack rock!


Sure it may not look like any of those things, but remember&#8211; socks are dirty, deceptive criminals that can turn on you in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thelugz.com/2010/fiendin-for-socks/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;How are you?&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[




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		<link>http://www.thelugz.com/2010/howareyou/</link>
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		<title>Wurms</title>
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WURMS.
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		<link>http://www.thelugz.com/2009/wurms/</link>
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		<title>dissonance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[









A bad attempt at picking apart my brain and trying to visualize the noise in my head.




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		<link>http://www.thelugz.com/2009/dissonance/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[self
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struct

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		<link>http://www.thelugz.com/2009/795/</link>
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		<title>Missed a Funny Joke</title>
		<description><![CDATA[



I was going to make an amazing joke in English class today, but I didn&#8217;t get the chance. So I&#8217;m saying it now.




So my teacher is pregnant, and she&#8217;s going away in a couple weeks to have her baby. In the time she&#8217;s gone, we&#8217;re gonna have a substitute teacher. She was saying she wanted [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thelugz.com/2009/missed-a-funny-joke/</link>
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		<title>Trapped Dumb Girls Call for Help On Facebook</title>
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Two girls somehow got stuck in a sewer tube, so they figured it would be a wonderful idea to update their facebook status about it instead of calling emergency services.




The Metropolitan Fire Service (MFS) in Adelaide says it is worrying that two girls lost in a stormwater drain raised the alert on a social networking [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thelugz.com/2009/trapped-dumb-girls-call-for-help-on-facebook/</link>
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		<title>The Wonderful World of Cars!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today my car, a fabulous red Saab, did this:



Slightly exaggerated. 


I pop the hood and my radiator fan is fully ablaze. I calmly shut the hood, walk away and go into the fetal position. The fire department got involved as did every pedestrian that passed by. But this car crisis wasn&#8217;t a total loss;  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thelugz.com/2009/the-wonderful-world-of-cars/</link>
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		<title>Kanye West Interrupts Taylor Swift at MTV VMA&#8217;s</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Kanye West is a corporate low-talent disgrace to hip hop and rap. So of course he was invited to the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, and apparently he interrupted Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech.










Now it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m surprised this happened, because Kanye is a douche bag. It just reminded me a lot of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thelugz.com/2009/kanye-west-interrupts-taylor-swift-at-mtv-vmas/</link>
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		<title>Belkin Wireless N Router</title>
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Even the plug is wireless apparently. 






So I got a Belkin Wireless N router.




Now I&#8217;m no wireless router fetishest (I swear dawg), but this is a snazzy router. It was easy to set up and secure, it&#8217;s small, it was cheap, and it works.




By the numbers:





Broadcasts up to 1200 ft.
Transfer speeds of up to 300 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thelugz.com/2009/belkin-wireless-n-router/</link>
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