Fiendin’ for Socks
Jan/103
Author: ted
body by satan!
You just never know.
An ad I saw on Facebook.
Many parents just don’t realize that a SINGLE DIRTY SOCK can be one of many things– a meth lab, a hidden marijuana plant, or even a crack rock!
Sure it may not look like any of those things, but remember– socks are dirty, deceptive criminals that can turn on you in a second.
But on the real, there is no way a sock can be huffing paraphernalia. All I can imagine is if you soak the sock in paint thinner or something, in which case the sock would be noticeably different (it would be soaked in fucking paint thinner.) But you don’t need a sock for that; you can do it out of the container. Dirty laundry is irrelevant to huffing anything.
I can only imagine that one of drugfree.org’s teen informant has run out of ideas and is now laughing his ass off. He probably got $500 to tell them that kids somehow use socks to get high.
If I’m wrong and you find your kid getting high off socks, he probably deserves the brain damage he’ll get from huffing things. But let me know about it so I can laugh at them.
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3:09 pm on February 28th, 2010
And here is the Partnership for a Drug Free America’s sponsor list: http://www.drugfree.org/Portal/About/Partners/list.aspx
Some notable donors:
Bristol-Myers Squibb
Schering-Plough AKA Merck
Wyeth Pharmaceuticals
Consumer Healthcare Products Association
MetLife Foundation
Purdue Pharma LP
Novartis
Bayer HealthCare
Pfizer, Inc.
Basically PDFA is sponsored by pharmaceutical and healthcare companies so that you buy THEIR products, not the illegal ones that can work much better.
11:16 am on March 2nd, 2010
Hey man, I huff socks everyday before school. Feels good man.
12:50 am on March 7th, 2010
HAHA thats so funny.. That WOG is failing. I wonder why… Because It just is…
This is Rambo.. Member me? I got banned from the forums cause i was to cool.