Teacher Accidentally Sends 6 Seconds of Couch Sex on Student DVD

Author: ted

body by satan!

From the Associated Press and kgoradio.com:

A Northern California elementary school teacher who set out to capture class memories on DVD, ended up adding six seconds of her having sex on the couch.

Officials at the Elk Grove Unified School District asked families of the teacher’s 24 students to get rid of the DVD after the unintended clip was found spliced in a scene where children were sharing stories in class.

“Just destroy them,” said spokeswoman Torrey Johnson.

Johnson said the teacher, whose name isn’t being released, sent the DVD home with her students from Isabelle Jackson Elementary on the last day of class Friday. She learned of the mistake after a parent called her over the weekend. She then called all the parents to ask them to destroy the DVD.

what

Is there even any defense against a failure this horrible? All I can imagine is this—

“I don’t kiss and tell… but I have sex on a couch and film it and then splice it in with footage of my classroom and then burn it to 24 DVD’s and then give them to my students.”

(you sick bastards probably came here for the video, here’s all that I’ve found from it.)