Billy Mays Dies at 50

Author: ted

body by satan!

Billy Mays with his favorite products.

Billy Mays, the hilarious pitchman who yells when he talks on commercials, was found dead in his house at 7:45 am this morning.

Officials aren’t sure how he died yet; an autopsy is yet to be done. Foul play is not suspected.

He was known for many of his lines in advertising his products. Below are a few.

HERE’S SOMETHING YOU CAN’T DO WITH GLUE.

THAT’S THE POWER OF MIGHTY PUTTY.

NO MORE SQUISHIN’ AND SQUASHIN’, OR FLIPPIN’ AND FLOPPIN’!

IF YOU USE BLEACH, YOU RUIN YOUR CLOTHES!

IT’LL MAKE YOUR WHITES WHITER.

One of the executives at Oxi Clean, one of Mays’ employers, said this while holding back from crying:

All of us here at our company are very saddened by this. Lots of tears were shed. We cleaned them up with Oxi Clean, the world’s best detergent and stain remover. They cleaned up our tears better than any other detergent on the market!

His wife had this to say about his death:

“ALTHOUGH BILLY LIVED A PUBLIC LIFE, WE DON’T ANTICIPATE MAKING ANY PUBLIC STATEMENTS OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. OUR FAMILY ASKS THAT YOU RESPECT OUR PRIVACY DURING THESE DIFFICULT TIMES.”

Billy Mays had this to say about his own death:

HI, BILLY MAYS HHHHHHNNNNNNNGG—