Fiendin’ for Socks
Jan/103
Author: ted
body by satan!
You just never know.
An ad I saw on Facebook.
Many parents just don’t realize that a SINGLE DIRTY SOCK can be one of many things– a meth lab, a hidden marijuana plant, or even a crack rock!
Sure it may not look like any of those things, but remember– socks are dirty, deceptive criminals that can turn on you in a second.
But on the real, there is no way a sock can be huffing paraphernalia. All I can imagine is if you soak the sock in paint thinner or something, in which case the sock would be noticeably different (it would be soaked in fucking paint thinner.) But you don’t need a sock for that; you can do it out of the container. Dirty laundry is irrelevant to huffing anything.
I can only imagine that one of drugfree.org’s teen informant has run out of ideas and is now laughing his ass off. He probably got $500 to tell them that kids somehow use socks to get high.
If I’m wrong and you find your kid getting high off socks, he probably deserves the brain damage he’ll get from huffing things. But let me know about it so I can laugh at them.
“How are you?”
Jan/101
Author: ted
body by satan!
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